四年级幽默英语笑话阅读.doc

第 PAGE 页码 页码页 /总页数 NUMPAGES 总页数 总页数 页 四年级幽默英语笑话阅读 导读：我根据大家的需要整理了一份关于《四年级幽默英语笑话阅读》的内容，具体内容：冷笑话是近几年才出现的新兴语言现象，它以网络为主要的传播方式。它是幽默的一种特殊的表现形式，主要流传于网页，微博，贴吧等。本文是四年级幽默英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助!四年级幽... 冷笑话是近几年才出现的新兴语言现象，它以网络为主要的传播方式。它是幽默的一种特殊的表现形式，主要流传于网页，微博，贴吧等。本文是四年级幽默英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助! 四年级幽默英语笑话：Right Click Tech Support: I need you to right-click on the Desktop. Customer: Ok. Tech Support: Did you get a pop-up menu? Customer: No. Tech Support: Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu? Customer: No. Tech Support: Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point? Customer: Sure, you told me to write click and I wrote click. 四年级幽默英语笑话：Bullfight Buffet A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious. The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, What gives? And the waiter says, Senor, the bullfighter doesnt always win! 四年级幽默英语笑话：Set It Free If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it. 四年级幽默英语笑话：New Driver Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, di