《英语中的幽默与笑话PPT》.pptVIP

Do you know Guo de gang? This is the journey to the West version of Guo Degang这是西游记版郭德纲 This is the young Guo Degang 这是郭德纲小时候 please, make these city management more violence. 求ps大神把 这些城管p得暴力 一点儿 reply： 神回复： reply： 神回复： make a beauty beside me,please. 求ps大神把我旁边P 上一个美女。 你哭找对我说，童话里都是骗人的 you cried and told me that every things is fairy tales are pettifogging No zuo no die Deep or not deep ？ Life is not easy， by acting人生不易 ，全靠演技 英语中的幽默与笑话PPT How do you define humor? Humor is easy to recognize , but difficult to define . Humor refers to something that is funny/amusing/comical(古怪而可笑的). Definition of humor  from dictionary --- the ability to laugh and find things funny --- the quality of being funny and making people laugh Lose weight to live Kinds of humor funny poems cross talk 相声 funny stories comedy mime 哑剧 sketch小品 jokes Customer: What’s that fly(苍蝇) doing in my soup? Waiter: He is Swimming, I think! joke TOMS EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow. 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着： 学校----慢行。 04 Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him, ”Did you buy a good box of matches?” “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,” I have tried them all.” 妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。 汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？” “是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。” 双击此处 添加文字 Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn. Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing! 父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。 苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。 Mother: Why are you jumping up and down? Tom: Ive just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle. 妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？ 汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇动瓶子了 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 Are we poisonous? the young snake asked his mother. Yes, dear, she replied – Why do you ask? Cause Ive just bitten my tongue! “我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。 “是的，亲爱的，”她回答