5377高一年级英语科寒假作业.docVIP

（一） Humor 1． Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the mans chest. As long as youre asleep, it read, you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, youre fired. 我的同事有好几小时不见人了。 我们疯了地到处找他。最后老板发现， 他正在睡大觉。 没叫 醒他，老板悄无声息地在我的同事的胸前放了个纸条。 “睡觉时 ”，条上写着， “你是我的员工，醒来你就不是了。 ” 2. Best Reward A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him. The best way, sir, said the deck hand, is to say nothing about it. If the other f