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第 PAGE 页码 页码 页 / 总页数 NUMPAGES 总页数 总页数 页 八年级好笑的英语笑话 导读：我根据大家的需要整理了一份关于《八年级好笑的英语笑话》的内容，具体内容：笑话是一种用来逗笑取乐的文体。笑话,不仅能让同学们在日常生活和学习中不时地会心一笑,还能从中学习到不少的知识。下面是我整理的，欢迎阅读!篇一The Mean Man... 笑话是一种用来逗笑取乐的文体。笑话,不仅能让同学们在日常生活和学习中不时地会心一笑,还能从中学习到不少的知识。下面是我整理的，欢迎阅读! 篇一 The Mean Mans Party The notorious(声名狼藉的，臭名昭著的) cheap skate(小气鬼) finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow(肘部，扶手) . When the door open, push with your foot. Why use my elbow and foot? Well, gosh, was the reply, Youre not coming empty-handed, are you? 吝啬鬼的聚会 一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。 为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢? 天哪!吝啬鬼说，难道你还能空着手来吗? 能吗? 篇二 Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor. Did you miss a step? asked his dad. No, I caught every blessed one! came the bitter answered. 布朗先生在看晚报，忽然传来一阵什么东西从楼上摔下来的响声。他跳了起来，跑到厅里，发现自己上了学的儿子四角朝天地躺在地上。 你是不是踩漏了一级台阶?爸爸问。 不，我每一级都撞上了，一级也没有漏掉!儿子痛苦地回答。 篇三 Customer: These shoes are much too narrow and pointed. Shoes Cleark: Thats what they re wearing this season. Customer: Perhaps so,but Im still wearing last seasonfeet. Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today. Patient: It should. Ive been practicing all night. 你的咳嗽今天听上去好点了 病人： 应该是好点了。昨晚我练了一个晚上。 篇四 old is your father?老师：你爸爸多大了? Sunny:As old as i am.Sunny:和我一样大. is it possible 老师：这怎么可能呢? Sunny:He became father only after i born.Sunny:他在我出生后才变成父亲的. 篇五 One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word Dady to teach their baby. During one night several weeks later, John and his wife were waken up by the cry Dady. His wife said to h