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笑到停不下来的英语笑话大全 Okay, Who Cut the Cheesee? 谁在放屁? A young man was visiting his girlfriends parents for the first time. 有位年轻人第一次去拜访女朋友的父母亲。 He had been quite nervous about it, and his nervousness was manifesting itself as gastricdistress. 他好紧张，紧张到肠胃不舒服。 Agonizingly, he felt the urgent need to release some intestinal gas. 令人苦恼的是，他急着要排除肠内的空气。 Surreptitiously, he emitted a silent but deadly. 于是他放了个臭得要命的闷屁。 Rover! the girlfriends mother admonished. “路宝!”女朋友的妈妈警告家里的狗。 The young man realized that the family dog was sitting under his chair, and saw a way out ofhis difficultieis. 那个老兄知道他女朋友家的狗就坐在他椅子下，想出了一个解决难题的方法来。 Desperately seeking relief, he let out a Larger hooter. 他急于舒解，便放了一个更大的响屁。 Rover! shouted the mother. “路宝!”妈妈又一次叫着她家的狗。 Thinking his problems were over for sure, the young guy emitted a real window rattler. 年轻人以为他的问题已经结束了，于是他放了一个连窗户都为之振动的大响屁。 Rover ! cried the mother, get over here before he shits on you. “路宝!”妈妈喊道，“快过来这边，免得他在你身上拉屎!” Put Yourself in My Place 设身处地替人想一想 Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse, 某一农场上，老妈要老爸去修理茅房。 Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Mom. 老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回来了。 There aint nothin wrong with that shithouse, Mom. “那个茅房什么问题也没有啊，孩子的娘。” Mom took Dad back to the out house and stuck his head down in the hole. 老妈将老爸带回茅房，把他的头塞进茅坑当中。 Hey, said Dad, my beard is stuck! “嘿!”老爸说道，“我的胡子粘住了!” Aggravatin, aint it? “问题严重了，是不是呢?” Down on the Farm 农场趣谈 The farmer was painting the inside of his outhouse, 一位农夫正在漆他茅房内的墙壁， when he slipped on the seat and fell into the hole beneath. 一不小心由所坐的椅子上滑了一跤，跌落到下面的茅坑内。 Fire! Fire! Fire! he yelled. “失火了!失火了!失火了!”他叫道。 Shortly, the fire department arrived and one of the firemen leaned down and asked the farmer, 不久消防队赶来了，一位消防人员弯下身来问： Wheres the fire? “哪里失火了呢?” There aint no fire, said the farmer, “事实上并未失火，”农夫说，