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短篇英语笑话选集摘抄 慷慨中英 An Italian walks into a bar with a bad knee and notices a guy sitting at the end of the bar. He walks to the bartender and asks who it is. The bartender tells him it is Jesus. The Italian orders a drink for himself and Jesus. 一个意大利人一瘸一拐地走进了一个酒吧，他注意到酒吧里的一个人，于是就走到酒吧服务员那里问那个人是谁。酒吧服务员告诉他那个人是耶稣。那个意大利人点了一杯酒，也给耶稣点了一杯。 Next, a mute walks in. He asks if that is Jesus. He then orders a drink for himself and for Jesus. 接着，一个哑巴走了进来。他过去问那个人是否是耶稣。然后他也为自己和耶稣各点了一杯酒。 Finally, a redneck walks in and orders a drink for himself and Jesus. A few minutes later, Jesus get