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中学生英语手抄报版面设计 中学生英语手抄报图1 中学生英语手抄报图2 中学生英语手抄报图3 中学生英语手抄报图4 中学生英语手抄报图5 中学生英语手抄报图6 一、经典的英语小故事 Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill? Bill said, Yes, I have, and he gave them to him. Then George said, Now I haven‘t got a pen. Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, have you got a stamp, Bill? Bill gave him one. Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, Are you going out? Bill Said, Yes, I am, and he opened the door. George said, Please put my letter in the box in the office, and... He stopped. What do you want now? Bill said to him. George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, What‘s your girl-friend‘s address? 军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?” 比尔说：“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。 乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。 这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：“你要出去吗?” 比尔说：“是的。”随即打开了门。 乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有...”他停住了。 “你还要什么?”比尔问。 乔治看着信封说：“你女朋友的地址是-?” 二、英语笑话 A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before,so he began:My name is Stone, and Im even harder than stone,so do what I tell you or therell be trouble. Dont try any tricks with me, and then well get on well together Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name. Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly, he said, and dont forget to call me sir. Each soldier told him his name, unitl he came to the last one. This man remained silent, and so Captain Stone shouted at him, When I ask you a question, answer it! Ill ask you again: Whats you name, soldier? The soldier was very unhappy, but at last he replied. My name is Stonebreaker, sir. He said nervously. 有一位很严厉的军官在对一群交由他训练的新兵训话。他以前从没见过这群新兵，于是他开始自我介绍：我的名字叫Sto