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第 PAGE 页码 页码 页 / 总页数 NUMPAGES 总页数 总页数 页 简单的初一英语手抄报设计 导读：我根据大家的需要整理了一份关于《简单的初一英语手抄报设计》的内容，具体内容：做手抄报也是一种学习英语的学习方法。我为大家带来的，希望大家喜欢。简单的初一英语手抄报的图片欣赏简单的初一英语手抄报图片1简单的初一英语手抄报图片2... 做手抄报也是一种学习英语的学习方法。我为大家带来的，希望大家喜欢。 简单的初一英语手抄报的图片欣赏 简单的初一英语手抄报图片1 简单的初一英语手抄报图片2 简单的初一英语手抄报图片3 简单的初一英语手抄报图片4 简单的初一英语手抄报图片5 简单的初一英语手抄报的资料：英语笑话 The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Monsignor.The second mother went on, My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Your Excellency. My son is a cardinal. continued the next one. When he enters a room, people say, Hello, Your Eminence. The fourth mother thought for a moment. My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, she said. When he enters a room, people say, Oh, my God! 四位牧师的母亲聚到一起谈论她们的儿子。我的儿子是个教士，第一位母亲自豪地说道，他进入房间，人们都说，您好，阁下。 第二为母亲说：我的儿子是位主教。他进入房间，人们都称，您好，大人。 我的儿子是位红衣主教，第三位母亲接着说，他走进房间，人们都说，您好，尊敬的主教大人。 第四位母亲略思片刻。我的儿子身高六英尺十，体重三百磅，她说，他要是走入房间，人们都说哦，我的上帝! 简单的初一英语手抄报的内容：简单英文小故事 A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. 一个男人摇摇晃晃地走进了急诊室，两个眼睛是青的，脖子上有明显的五指印。 Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. 医生问他发生了什么。额，是这样的，这个人说。我和我老婆来了几局高尔夫，她把球打到一个牛群里。 We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. 我们去找这个球，我四下搜索，发现一头牛的屁股后面有个白色的东西。 I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wifes golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. Thats when I made my mistake. 我走过去，举起了它的尾巴想看清楚，我老婆的球就卡在牛的屁股中间。然后我犯了一个错误。 What did you do? asks the doctor. 你干嘛了?医生问。 Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours! 额，我举起了牛的尾巴，对我老婆喊道，这个好像是你的!