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高中英语小笑话 1 There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. 一个小家伙老喜欢吮自己的大拇指, 这可是个坏习惯。 His mother finally told him that if he didnt stop sucking his thumb, hed get fat. 他妈妈最后跟他说，如果他再吮大拇指的话，他就会变得很胖。 Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. 两个星期后的一天，她妈妈正跟几个朋友在玩桥牌。 The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, Ah, ha! I know what youve been doing! 小家伙指着一个因怀孕而体型明显发胖的女人说，“啊，哈! 我知道你一直在做什么!” 2 Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbillys wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. 在田纳西州丛林的深处，一个山里人的妻子半夜时分临产，一名医生被叫来帮手接生。 Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing. Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 因为那个地方没有通电，医生把灯笼递给那个快要当爸爸的农夫，说，“把这个高高举着，这样，我好干活”。很快，一名男婴降临到这人世界上。 “Hey there,” said the doctor, Dont be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think theres another one coming. Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. Hold that lantern up, dont set it down theres another one! said the doctor. “嘿”，医生说，“别着急把灯笼放下来，我觉得还有一个小孩要生出来。”，果然，没几分钟，医生又接生了一个婴儿，这回是个女孩。“灯笼举高点，不要坐下来，还有”，医生说。 Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. 又过了几分钟，第三个孩子降生了。 No, dont be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems theres yet another one coming! cried the doctor. “别，别着急放下灯笼，看来，还有一个要出来!”，医生不由得惊叫起来。 The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, You reckon it might be the light thats attracting them? 山里人挠头抓耳，不明白是怎么回事，于是问医生，“你觉得是不是，这些小家伙看到光所以爬出来了?” 3 One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. 孩子刚出生不久后的一天，当妈的要出去办点事，所以把照看孩子的光荣任务交给了那位新爸爸。 Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did