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关于初中英语笑话对话 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。 “你疯了吗?”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上!” “什么?”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上?” A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. Are you crazy? yelled the customer, with your hand on my steak? What answers the waiter, You want it to fall on the floor again? Teacher: Where does God live? 老师：上帝住哪儿? Student: I think he lives in our bathroom. 学生：我想他应该住我家浴室。 Teacher: Why do you say that? 老师：为什么这么说? Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, God, are you still in there? 服务员：茶或咖啡?先生。 第一个顾客：我要茶 第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的! 服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子? Waiter: Tea or coffee, gentlemen? 1st customer: Ill have tea. 2nd customer: Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean! Waiter exits, returns Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass? 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。