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关于英语笑话故事欣赏 A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, What are you doing in there? she asked. 一位女士打开冰箱门，发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上，就问它：“你在那里做什么?” The rabbit replied, This is a Westinghouse, isnt it? 兔子回答：“这是Westinghouse对不对?”Westinghouse，西屋电气公司 The lady confirmed, Yes. 女士确认道：“没错。” Well, the rabbit said,Im westing. 兔子说：“那就对了，我就是要往西边去。” Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? 兔宝宝：妈咪，我是从哪儿来的呢? Mother Rabbit: Ill tell you when youre older. 兔妈妈：等你长大点再告诉你。 Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. 兔宝宝：噢妈咪，现在就告诉我吧，求您了。 Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magicians hat. 兔妈妈：如果你一定要知道，那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。 Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about to board. How would our driver handle the situation, we wondered. Straight-faced, he leaned toward the door and asked, Going to the nudist Colony, sir? 在瓦湖岛上度假时，我们坐在旅游车里等候掉队的人。一位男子，明显不是和我们一起的，朝旅游车走来并要上车。司机会怎么处理这种情况呢?我们都拭目以待。司机拉长了脸，向车门靠过去，问道：“先生，是去天体营吗?” Oh, no, replied the would-be passenger, retreating quickly. “哦，不，”刚想乘车的男子回答说，迅速转身而逃。 Works every time, the driver said with a wink. “每次都管用，”司机眨巴了一下眼睛说。 A man was at the doctors office. Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do? he asked . 一位男子来到医生的办公室。“医生，每次我喝咖啡，我的右眼都有刺痛感。您说我该怎么办?”他问道。 Take the spoon out of your cup. answered the doctor. “把勺子从咖啡杯里拿出来。”医生回答说。 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。