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精品范文模板，值得参考借鉴！ 第 PAGE \* Arabic 1页/共 NUMPAGES \* Arabic 2页 爆笑英语口语小笑话  爆笑英语口语小笑话 兴趣是人们获得知识和技能的一种巨大心理能量。一起来分享笑话吧!下面是给大家整理的一些英语口语小笑话，希望对大家有所帮助。 英语口语幽默笑话一 Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovialman. But there was one subject you didnt dare discuss in front of him -- hisheight. or, should I say, his lack of it.One day, he stormed through the doorand announced angrily, Someone just picked my pocket! Most of my fellowwaitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, How couldanyone stoop so low? 我们的餐厅经理是一位深受大家爱戴，和蔼而又快乐的人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高。或者，我应该说，他是有点矮!一天，经理怒气冲冲地撞门而入，高声说，“有人拿了我的钱包!” 我和其她大部女招待都没敢吱声，但有人却蹦出一句话：“哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊”! 英语口语幽默笑话二 On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergartenteacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in theclass said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have tostand on their toes all the time. 在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。 幽默爆笑的英语的小笑话一 律师和胳膊、宝马 A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hitthe door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, thelawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. Officer, look what theyve done to my Beeeemer!!!, he whined. You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!! retorted theofficer, Youre so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didnt even noticethat your left arm was ripped off!!! 翻译：　一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。 “警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。 “你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。” 律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿?” 幽默爆笑的英语的小笑话二 The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. I didnt like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were sixand then she said th