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英文笑话故事大全 冷笑话是近几年新兴的一种语言现象,它轻松诙谐、别具一格,给我们紧张的生活增添了几分轻松的情趣,它一出现便受到了大多数人的喜爱。本文是英文笑话故事，希望对大家有帮助! Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited￡¨???1￡? . Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illegal turn. I guess its all right. my daughter replied, The police car behind us did the same thing. Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? “昨天给你的钱干什么了?” I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered. “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 Youre a good boy, said the mother proudly. “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。 Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?” She is the one who sells the candy. “她是个卖糖果的。” Old Man And Donkey There was an old man, a boy and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy should ride. As they went along they passed some people who thought that it was a shame for the boy to ride and the old man to walk. The man and boy decided that maybe the critics were right so they changed positions. Later, they passed some more people who thought that it was a real shame for that man to make such a small boy walk. The two decided that maybe they both should walk. Soon they passed some more people who thought that it was stupid to walk when they had a donkey to ride. The man and the boy decided maybe the critics were right so they decided that they both should ride. They soon passed other people who thought that it was a shame to put such a load on a poor little animal. The old man and the boy decided that maybe the critics were right so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed a bridge they lost their grip on the animal and it fell into the river and drowned. The moral of the story is...if you try to please everyone, you will eventually lose your ass. Nurse: How do y