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英语短笑话故事带翻译 Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of the animals called to ask whether raccoons mated for life. He said his daughter was worried that they might have separated a monogamous couple. I dont know why shes so concerned, he added. Shes been married three times. 浣熊 我在州政府鱼类和野生动物部门工作时，负责向居民们出借捕浣熊的装备。一个人捕获了一只猎物，他打电话来询问浣熊是否终生只有一个伴侣。他说他的女儿担心他们可能拆散了一对终生伴侣。 “我不知道她为什么这么关心这事，”他补充说，“她自己已经结过三次婚了。” At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal. I sure was! answered the host. Hes the biggest jerk Ive ever met. Did you know him too? Sort of, replied the guest. My mother married him last Saturday. 你认识他吗? 在朋友家的一次宴会上，主人提起一位高中时的校友。一位客人问他读书期间，某位副校长是否也在职。 “当然了，”主人答道。“他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗?” “有点认识，”客人回答。“我妈妈上周六嫁给了他。” Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you? God: It only means a minute. Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you? God: Just a small coin. Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin. God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute. 等一分钟 汤姆：我伟大的上帝，一千年对你来说，意味着什么? 上帝：它只意味着一分钟。 汤姆：我万能的上帝，一万枚金币对你来说，意味着什么? 上帝：它只意味着一枚小硬币。 汤姆：我仁慈的上帝，那就请给我一枚小硬币吧! 上帝：好吧，可怜的人，请等一分钟吧。 The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem. Do you think I should send her a bill? the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him. Why not? the lawyer replied. You rendered professional services by giving advice. Thanks, the physician said. I think Ill do that. When the doctor went to his office the next day to send the bill to the woman, he found a letter from the lawyer. It read: For legal services,