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英语幽默小故事欣赏 Make a Wish 许个愿吧! Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a woman beating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread. 每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都会经过一户人家，他总是看见一个女人用一条面包打她儿子的头部。 But on this particular day, he noticed that she was hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake. 但今天却比较特别，他发现她正用一块巧克力蛋糕打他的头。 Unable to restrain his curiosity, he rang the doorbell and the woman answere . 他忍不住好奇，便按了那户人家的门铃。女人听了铃声，出来开门。 Madam, I couldnt help but notice that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread. . . “这位太太，每天经过这里我都忍不住会注意到你用一条面包打你儿子……” Thats true . 那倒是不假…… And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake. , 可是今天我却看见你用一块巧克力蛋糕打他。 “Well, todays his birthday. ” “今天是他生日嘛。” A Remarkable Talent 一位了不起的天才 Did you know I could tell time by the piano? asked one friend of another. “你相信我可以由钢琴知道现在几点钟吗?’一位老兄向他的朋友问道。 Youre kidding, replied his companion dubiously. “别开玩笑了!”他的朋友怀疑地回答。 Ill show you, said the first man as he sat down at the piano and started to hammer out a martial tune. “那我试给你看，”说着那位老兄就坐在钢琴前开始弹起一首进行曲。 Within seconds came a pounding on the wall, and an angry voice shouting, 几秒钟后墙壁传来捶打声，一个愤怒的声音叫道： Hey, you son of a bitch, don’t you realize it,s three o’clock in the morning? “嘿!你他妈的，你知不知道现在是凌晨三点钟?” A Precocious Child 一个早熟的小孩 When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home, 当挨家挨户兜售东西的推销员按了一幢郊区房子的门铃后， he was taken a back when a 10-year-old boy opened the door smoking a big cigar. 他吓了一跳，开门的竟是一位嘴里叼着一根大雪茄的十岁男孩。 The salesman could only stammer out, Er, is your mother at home? 推销员结结巴巴地问道，“哦，你妈妈在家吗?” Answered the boy, What do you think? 小男孩回答说，你认为呢? 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。