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英语幽默小故事带翻译大全 Quasimodo had just died, so the rector was looking for a new hunchback to ring the great bell of Notre Dame cathedral.But the first man who applied for the job was not only a hunchback, but armless as well. 钟楼怪人刚去世，因此教区的神父正在找一位驼背的人来敲巴黎圣母院的大钟。但是第一个去应征的不仅是驼背，而且连手也没有。 Of course, Id like to give you the job, said the priest,but how will you manage it? Never fear, replied the dauntless paraplegic. Just watch;! “当然，我愿意给你这个工作机会，”神父说道，“可是你怎么去敲钟呢?”“别怕，”勇敢的残疾者答道。“待会你就知道。” The two men went up to the bell tower and there the applicant took a run at the great bell, striking it with his face.The effect was magnificent, and the hunchback repeated his performance several times. However, he soon became dizzy and at the next run, missed the bell completely and went hurtling out of the bell tower to crash to his death in the courtyard below. 两个人走上钟楼，应征者用脸撞那个大钟，响了好一阵子，效果良好。驼子又撞了几次。可是不久他就觉得头晕目眩，下一次竟然落了空，掉到钟塔外，跌死在下面的庭院里。 The priest rushed down to the crumpled body, over which a policeman was already standing. Do you know this fellows name? asked the cop. No, but his face certainly rings a bell! 神父冲到跌得皱成一团的尸体之处，有个警察已经站在那里。你知道这个家伙的名字吗察问道。“不知道，但他的脸孔好熟喔!” A new student was just finding his way around Harvard University. 一位哈佛大学新生正在熟悉校园环境。 Excuse me, he aske an upperclassman, can you tell me where the librarys at? “对不起，”他问一位高年级学长，“您能告诉我图书馆在哪里吗?” What appalling diction, sneered the older student. I cant imagine how you could have been admitted to Harvard. “好可怕的用字喔!”那名学长嘲弄他道。 Don t you know better than to end a sentence with a preposition? 不知道你老弟是怎么获准进入哈佛的。难道你不知道介词不要放在一个句子后面吗? OK. Can you tell me where the librarys at, asshole? “好吧!你能告诉我图书馆在哪里吗，驴蛋?” On a rainy, miserable day, the funeral procession was climbing the steep hill to the cemetery, when suddenly the rear doors of the hearse broke open and the coffin slid out. 一个阴雨、悲惨的日子，有列送葬队伍正沿着陡峭的山路向墓地前进，这时突然间灵车的后门破开，棺材滑出车外。 To the horror of the mou