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英语幽默趣味小故事 ：赌博 “ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boys principal. “ I dont know where he gets it from, but its bet, bet, bet. ” “ Leave it to me, ” said the principal. A week later he phoned the boys father. “ I think Ive cured him,” he said. “ How? ” “ Well, I saw him looking at my beard and he said, ” I bet thats a false beard, “ How much? I said, and he said $ 5 ” “ What happened ? ” asked the father. “ Well he tugged my beard which is quite natural and I made him give me $5. Im sure thatll teach him a lesson! ” “ No, it wont,” said the father. “He bet me $10 on Monday that hed pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week! ” “ 我想你帮我制止我儿子赌博。 ” 一位焦急的父亲对儿子的校长说。 “ 我不知道他从哪儿学来的，总是赌 , 赌 , 赌。 ”“ 交给我吧! ” 校长说。 一周后，他打电话给男孩的父亲。 “ 我想我已使他改邪归正。 ” 他说。 “ 怎么办到的? ” “ 噢，他看着我的胡子，然后说： 我打赌那是假胡子。 赌多少钱? 我问，他说 5 美元。 ” “ 后来怎样? ” 父亲问道。 “ 于是他拉扯了我的胡子后，知道那是货真价实的，我就要他给我 5 美元。我敢肯定我给了他一个教训。 ” “ 不行，那没用。 ” 父亲说。 “ 星期一他和我赌了 10 美元，说周末他可以让你允许他拔你的胡子! ” ：金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold them! 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们? 斯丹：浴室。 弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办? 斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛! ：拳击和赛跑 Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, “This is a tough world, so Im teaching my boy to fight.” Friend: “But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, whos also been taught how to box.” Dan: “Im teaching him how to run, too.” 丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友：“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。” 朋友：“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?” 丹：“我也会教他怎么样赛跑。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。