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四年级英语小笑话故事 Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen! Ok, Ill be right there. Ill be there in 10 to 20 minutes. Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the meantime? Just use another pen! “医生，救命!请您快点儿到，我十岁的儿子刚刚吞掉了一支钢笔!” “好，我十几分钟就到，” “好的，那……这十几分钟我应该做什么呢?” “换支笔用!” Your Coat Is on Fire 您的大衣着火了 The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to countfifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important. 老师为了让学生记住先思考后发言，告诉他们在说出重要事情之前先数到50，如果是特别重要的事情，要先数到100。 The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lipsmoving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Yourcoat is on fire, sir! 第二天，当老师背靠着火炉讲课时，发现好几个学生的嘴唇在很快地不停地动。突然，全班学生一起喊道：“九十八，九十九，一百。老师，您的大衣着火了!” A preacher is buying a parrot Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher. Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him. Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lordsprayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm. Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings? I fall off my perch, you stupid fool! screeched the parrot. 一个传教士在买鹦鹉。 “你确信它不会尖叫，大叫或诅咒别人吗?”传教士问。 “哦，绝对不会。它是一只虔诚的鹦鹉。”店主保证说。 “你看见它腿上的这些细绳了吗?当你拉动右面的这根，它会背诵天主经，当你拉动左面的那根，它会背诵赞美诗。” “太棒了!”传教士说，“但是如果我同时拉动两条绳子，会发生什么呢?” “我会从树干上掉下去的，你这个笨蛋!”鹦鹉尖声说道。 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。