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生活幽默英语故事 ：我为妈妈煮了一杯茶 Have you notlced that children sometimes tyr to be helpful,but lt makes vour life more complicated? This story is about a sick mother whose darUng daughter want to be a good nurse. 不知道你注意到没有，孩子们有时想帮你的忙，但却让你的生活更加复杂。下面是一位患病的母亲，她可爱的女儿想好好照顾她的故事。 A:Mummy,let me fluff the pillow fo you 妈妈，让我把枕头给你抖松。 B:OK. 好吧。 A:Mummy,here is a magazine you can read it. 妈妈，这是本杂志，你可以看看它。 B:OK.Thank you! 好吧。谢谢你。 A:Mumrny,I make a cup of tea for you,here vou are. 妈妈，我为你煮了一杯茶，给你。 B:Drinking Why.vou are auch sweetheafi,I didnt know you could make tea. 喝茶真是好女儿，我不知道休还会煮茶。 A:Oh.yes.I put the tea leaves in the water like you do,and I boiled it.and then I strained it into a cup.But I couldnt find a strainer, so I used the flyswatter. 哦，是的，我像你那样把茶叶放在水中，煮开，然后我把它过滤到水杯里。但是我找不到过滤器，我就用了苍蝇拍。 B:You what? 你用了什么? A:Oh,donl worry,Mummy.I didnt use the new flyswatter.I used the old one. 哦，别担心，妈妈。我没用新的苍蝇拍，我用的是旧的。 ：迷情酒吧 In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar. One day, Mr.Tomposon and his son who had his eigh-teenth birthday go to a public bar. 英格兰，不满18岁是不允许到酒馆喝酒的，一天汤普森在他儿子18岁生日那天，带着他去了酒馆。 A:You are so strict that you never took me here before, Daddy. 爸爸，你太严格了，以前你从不带我来这里。 B:Because you were not old enough. 因为你还不够大。 A:I see. 我知道。 After half an hour.半小时以后。 B:Now, Tom,1 want to teach you a useful lesson. You must alway s be careful not to drink too much. 汤姆，现在我给你上一课。你必须注意永远不要喝得过多。 A:Can I know when I have had enough? 我怎么才能知道我喝够了呢? B:Well,Ill tell you.Do you see those two lights at the end o fthe bar?When they seem to have become four, youve had enough and should go home. 听着，你看见酒馆那头的两盏灯了吗?当那儿的灯变成四盏的时候，你就喝够了，该回家了。 A:But Dad,I can only see one light at the end of the bar. 可是，爸爸，我只看见那儿有一盏灯呀。 ：霓裳炫影 When a village fool blossomed out all of a sudden in new clothes,the neighbors wondered at his property.