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趣味幽默英语故事阅读 男人和他的妻子 A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression. 一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。 Bartender: Whats the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife? 酒吧招待：你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了? The man: We had a fight, and she told me that she wasnt going to speak to me for a month. 男人：我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。 Bartender: That should make you happy. 酒吧招待：那你应该高兴才是啊! The man: No, the month is up today! 男人：不，今天是这个月的最后一天。 高山 Peter: The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed Id ever done came into my mind. 皮特：我上次出去打猎，跌下了很高的悬崖，信不信由你，当我跌落的时候，我脑海里浮现了我做过的所有蠢事。 Bob: Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from. 鲍勃：你一定是从万丈高山上跌落的吧。 钢笔 Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please. 比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。 Mary: Why dont you want to write with your own pen? 玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢? Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes. 比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。 Teacher: How old are you, Anne? 老师：安妮，你几岁? Anne: Fifteen. 安妮：十五岁。 Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old. 老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊! Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen. 安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。 总感到口渴 I had an operation, said a man to his friend, and the doctor left a sponge in me. 一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。” Thats terrible! said the friend. Got any pain? “真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?” No, but I am always thirsty! 不，我只是觉得口渴。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。