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英语故事笑话带翻译 Running a red light 闯红灯 Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the redlight. The passenger cries out Hey, why did you do that? The driver says, Dont worry aboutit, my brother does it all the time. 两个男人开车前行，路遇一红灯，司机呼啸而过。乘客大叫：“嘿!你干吗这样做?”司机说：“别担心，我兄弟经常这么干。” They came to another red light, and the same thing happens. The passenger is visibly upsetand threatens to get out of the car the next chance he gets. At the next light, which is green,the driver slams on his brakes and comes to a screeching halt停. 又遇一红灯，司机依旧呼啸而过。乘客显然愤怒了，威胁说如果下次再闯红灯他就下车。路遇一绿灯，司机猛踩刹车，车子嘎然而止。 The passenger is confused and asks, What the heck is wrong with you? You ran two redlights but you stop at the green one. 乘客迷惑了，问道：“你有病吧?刚才闯了两个红灯，现在绿灯了你倒停了。” The driver responds: My brother might be coming from the other way! 司机回答：“我兄弟可能会从那边过来。” The amazing golf ball 神奇的高尔夫球 A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up tohim, and yells, Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you! 一个高尔夫球手正要发球，跑上来一个无限谄媚的小个子推销员，喊到：“ 等一下。在您发球前，我请您看一样超神奇的东西。” The golfer, annoyed, says, What is it? 高尔夫球手颇感被打搅，说道：“什么东西啊?” Its a special golf ball, says the salesman. You can never lose it! “是一个很特别的高尔夫球 - 一个永远不会被弄丢的球!” you can never lose it，scoffs the golfer, What if you hit it into the water? “永远不会丢的球”，高尔夫球手嘲讽地说，“如果球被打到水里呢?” No problem, says the salesman. It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spinstowards it. “没问题。它能漂起来，还能探测到哪里是岸，然后自己就能转到岸边。” Well, what if you hit it into the woods? “那么如果掉到树丛里呢?” Easy, says the salesman. It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyesclosed. “简单。它能发出嘟嘟声，这样你就能循声而至了。” Okay, says the golfer, impressed. But what if your round goes late and it gets dark? “那如果天黑了怎么找它呢?” No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark!