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幽默的英语故事 小学生英语故事：鸡蛋在哪里 Where is the egg? you make a sentence with the word egg? ate a piece of cake yesterday. where is the “egg? Student:In the cake,Sir. 鸡蛋在哪里? 老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗? 学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师：“鸡蛋”在哪? 学生：在蛋糕里，先生 小学生英语故事：汤姆是个小孩 Tom is a little boy Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.” 汤姆是个小孩 汤姆是个小孩， 他才7岁。 当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。 几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。 一个女的问她，“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友? 没有， 我里面没朋友， 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了 小学生英语故事：他真是个大人物 Hes a big wheel Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him. Man:He is really somebody.What does do? Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery 他真是一个大人物 小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。 男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的? 小孩：墓地守墓人。 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。