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优秀小学英语故事比赛稿
酒吧的赌博
A guy walks into a bar, stopping to talk to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in.
一个家伙走进酒吧，和里面每个人耳语一番;全部讲完一轮后，大家全都起身离开酒吧，站在窗外往里头瞧。
Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender.
最后除了这家伙和酒保外，整个酒吧就没其他人了。
The guy walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, “I bet you $2,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a glass from forty feet, and not get any outside the glass.”
这个人走近吧台对酒保说：“2 000 块，打赌我能用嘴把啤酒喷到四十英尺外的酒杯里，而且一滴不漏。”
The bartender thinks that this guy is out of his mind, but he wants $2,000, so he agrees.
酒保觉得这家伙大概脑子有毛病，但有2000 块可赚，他当然同意。
The bartender gets out a shot glass , paces off forty feet, and the contest begins. The guy sprays beer all over the bar. He doesnt even touch the glass.
于是酒保拿出小杯，用脚步量出四十英尺，打赌比赛便正式开始。那个家伙把啤酒喷得酒吧里到处都是，小杯根本连碰都没碰到。
When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, “Well, I guess you owe me $2,000, huh?”
结束后，酒保看着他说：“怎么样?我想你欠我2000 块对吧?”
The guy answers, “Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 each that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar.”
那家伙回答：“没错，不过我和窗外那些人每人打赌500块，说我可以到吧台这里，把啤酒喷得酒吧里到处都是。”
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
有名水手在酒吧里遇见一名海盗，水手注意到海盗装了假肢、手上有铁钩，还戴了个眼罩。
The seaman asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?”
水手问道：“你的腿怎么了，怎么会装着假肢?”
The private replies,“We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks.
海盗回答：“我们在海上碰到暴风雨，结果我不慎落水，掉到一群鲨鱼中间;
Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.”
正当船员救我上去时，我的腿就被鲨鱼咬掉了。
“Wow!” remarked the seaman. “What about your hook?”
“哇!”水手说：“那你的手怎么会装了铁钩?”
“Well,” replied the pirate. “We were searching for a treasure in a remote swamp.
“这个嘛，”海盗回答：“我们到一块偏僻沼泽地寻宝，
I got mixed up with an alligator a
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