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优秀英语笑话小故事阅读
A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stoolspoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.
Look, he said, lets have a little game. Ill ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, Ill buy you a drink. If you cant then you buy me one. OK?
Ja, dat sounds purty good, said the Norwegian.
The Indian said, My father and mother had one child. It wasnt my brother. It wasnt my sister. Who was it?
The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said, I give up. Who vas it?
It was ME, chortled the Indian.
So the Norwegian paid for the drinks.
Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.
Sven, he said, I got a game. If you can answer a question, Ill buy you a drink. If you cant, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?
Fair enough, said Sven.
Ok, the Norwegian said, my father and mudder had vun child. It vasnt my brudder. It vasnt my sister. Who vas it?
Search me, said Sven. I give up, who vas it?
The Norwegian burst out, It vas some Indian up in Fargo, North Dakota!
A blonde was staring dumfounded at a rushing river blocking her path. As she wondered how to cross, she saw another blonde on the other side. She yelled Hey, can you help me get to the other side?
The other blonde replied You ARE on the other side!!!!
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickuptruck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off.
Man, that guy is stupid I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and heres why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, thats 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway
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