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英语笑话短文小故事带翻译 TOMS EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow. 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行。 Tom call Jims name:I cant bear such a foolish! and Jim say:You mother could bear! 汤姆对着吉姆骂道:我受不了你这个苯蛋了! 吉姆说:你妈妈能! 附:bear 有两重意思:生和忍受这个笑话正是根据这点. A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? and God says: A penny, then the man says: God, what is a million years to you? and God says: a second, then the man says: God, can I have a penny? and God says In a second 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?上帝回答:一便士.男子又问:那一百万年呢?上帝说:一秒钟.最后男子请求道:上帝,我能得到一便士吗?上帝回答:过一秒钟. Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?” “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.” 一盒小火柴 妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗?” “是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。” think I just made an illegal right-hand turn. is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing! 开车 父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。 苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。