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初中幽默英语小故事 1：不要动 A friend of mine was giving an important dinner party for her husbands business associates. She put guest towels and soap in the bathroom, and, not wanting her teenagers to use them first, attached warning notes that read:Use these, Ill kill you. When the guests left after a successful evening, she went into the bathroom and xiaogushi8 found towels and soap untouched…with her warning notes still on them. 我的一位朋友为他丈夫举办了一次很重要的业务往来交往招待会。 他把客人用的毛巾、香皂都放在洗澡间。为了不让她的小孩们先把这些东西用了，她在上面贴了张条子。上面写着：用一下，我就杀了你们。 当客人们度过一个很愉快的晚上满意而去后，她来到洗澡间，发现毛巾和香皂都无人用过…因为她贴的条子还在上面。