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简短幽默英语小故事 英语幽默小故事：十块糖 Ten Candies Ten Candies Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?” “Ten.” Jim says. “Then,” Mother asks. “Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?” 十块糖 妈妈问儿子：“吉姆， 如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖?” “10块。”吉姆说。 “10块?”妈妈问。 “是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗?” 英语幽默小故事：我不想走路回家 I Don’t Want to Walk Home I Don’t Want to Walk Home Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’clock. But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.” After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?” The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.”我不想走回家 汤姆是一位老人，他喜欢在晚饭后到大街上散步，在7点回来睡觉。 但是，今天晚上一辆小汽车停在他家门前，汤姆在一位警察的帮助下走下汽车。警察告诉汤姆的妻子：“这位老人在街上迷路了，他让我用汽车送他回来。” 警察走后：“汤姆，你每天都到那条街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎么了?” 这位老人像孩子般的笑道：“我迷路了?我是不想走路回家。” 英语幽默小故事：认错 It’s Good to Admit a Fault It’s Good to Admit a Fault John is not a “good” student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again. “John!” Teacher says angrily. “What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken. “Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says. “No one is laughing.” Teacher says. “No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset. “Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfied with it. 认错 约翰并不是个“好”学生。他总是在上课的时候睡觉。今天他又睡着了。 “约翰!”老师生气地喊他。 “什么?出什么事了?”约翰醒了。 “你为什么要做鬼脸?这是教室!看看!同学们都在笑!”老师生气地说。 “没有人在笑呀。”其他同学笑声地嘀咕。 “不，不是我。我没有做鬼脸。刚才我睡着了。”约翰感到不安。 “嗯，还不错