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简短的英语幽默故事带翻译 Feedback A motorist got caught in one of those new radar traps. 一个飞车手被新的雷达测速仪捕获。 He had been driving home one night when the automatic camera identified his car as exceeding the speed limit. 那是他在一天晚上超速驾车回家时，被自动照像机摄下了他的汽车。 Soon after，he received a ticket in the mail，plus a picture of this vehicle with the date and speed recorded on it. 不久，他便收到了一个装有罚款单的信封，里面装有他汽车的照片、超速的日期和速度。 Duly impressed, he sent back the ticket, along with a photo of a $100 bill to pay the fine. 他对这种方式的印象极为深刻，于是寄回了那张罚款单，并附上了一张一百元美金的照片作为罚金。 Identification A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed,but she didnt have an account with us. 一位妇女来到我们银行想兑换一张支票，但她在我们这儿没建立帐户。 When I asked her for some identification, she showed me several charge cards,her Social Security card and a library card. 当我问她要证明材料时，她把社会保险卡、图书卡拿给我看。 I told her we needed a drivers license，but she didri t have one. 我告诉她我们要看她的驾驶证，她说她没有。 Dont you have something with your picture on it?I asked. “难道你就没带照片的东西吗?” Oh, sure,she said as she flipped to a family photo in her wallet. “噢，有啊，”她边说边从钱包里拿出一张合家照。 Thats me in the back row. “站在后排的那个就是我。” Two Little Monkeys The monkey mother has two little monkeys. She likes the younger, not the other. One day, they were playing in a forest when a wolf came running at them. The monkey ran away with the younger monkey in a hurry and left the older alone. She climbed up a tree and held the younger in her arms. After some time, the wolf went away slowly. The monkey took the baby out of her arms. She was surprised to see that the baby had died, for the baby was held in arms too highly. Very long time later, she remembered to look for the older baby. The older baby was hiding in a wood. So he saved himself. 两只猴子 猴妈妈生了两个猴子。她喜欢小猴子而不喜欢大的。 一天，他们正在森林里玩的时候，一只狼来了并向他们扑去。猴子匆忙带着小猴子跑了，单独留下大猴子。她跑着小猴子爬到树上。 过些时候，狼慢慢地离开了。母猴从他的怀里放下小猴子。她吃惊的发现猴宝宝已经死了，因为小猴子在她的怀里被搂地太紧了。过了很长时间，