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关于英语笑话小作文精选 The Cemetery Shortcut 为抄近路走墓地 Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided1 to take a shortcut2through the cemetery3 just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty4 shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel5, chipping away at one of the headstones. Holy cow, Mister, one of them said after catching6 his breath, You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night? Those fools! the old man grumbled7. They misspelled my name! 万圣节派对过后，两男人图个乐呵，打算抄近路穿过墓地回家。 走到墓地中央时，他们被从迷雾中传来的“答、答、答”声惊吓到了。 正当两人害怕得浑身颤抖时，他们看到是个老头拿着铁锤和凿子，在一块墓石上凿着什么。 “哇塞，先生，”其中一人喘了口气说，“你把我们吓得半死啊，我们还以为遇上鬼了呢!那么晚了你在这里做什么?” “那帮白痴!”老头抱怨道，“他们把我名字拼错啦!” A very simple operation 一个简单的手术 A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. Whats the matter? he was asked. He said, I heard the nurse say, Its a very simple operation, dont worry, Im sure it will be all right. She was just trying to comfort you, whats so frightening about that? She was talking to the damn1 doctor! 一位男士在进行手术前被发现正沿着医院的大厅逃离。 “发生了什么?”有人问他。 男士回答道：“我听见护士说，‘这只是一个简单的手术。不用担心，我相信不会出问题的。’” “她这样做是想让你感到安心啊，有什么好害怕的?” “可她是在对那该死的手术医生说!” The Effectiveness of Advertisement 广告的效力 Some businessmen were talking about advertising1 on TV excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of view. At this moment, Mr. Grey came by. Grey was a car dealer2 and he had once made an advertisement. What are you talking about? Mr. Grey asked. Does advertisement work or not? one of the businessmen asked. Oh, yes, it works very fast, Mr. Grey said. I once advertised for my watch-dog and offered a reward of $100. Did you get the dog back? No, but that very night three of my cars were stolen. 一群商人正热烈地讨论在电视上做广