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英语小笑话演讲稿对话 The cost of marriage A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? And the father replied, I dont know son, Im still paying. 婚姻的成本 一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢?” “我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。 I Could Do It Slower Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes work? Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like. 我可以干得慢一些 病人：拔一颗牙收费多少? 牙医：50美元。 病人：只几分钟的活儿就要50美元? 牙医：好的，如果你喜欢的话，我可以干得慢一些。 Contented Married Life A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, My wife makes allthe small decisions, he explained, and I make all the big ones, so we never interfere in eachothers business and never get annoyed with each other. We have no complaints and noarguments. That sounds reasonable, answered his friend sympathetically. And what sort of decisionsdoes your wife make? Well, answered the man, she decides what jobs I apply for, what sort of house we live in,what furniture we have, where we go for our holidays, and things like that. His friend was surprised. Oh? he said. And what do you consider important decisions then? Well, answered the man, I decide who should be Prime Minister, whether we should increaseour help to poor countries, what we should do about the atom bomb, and things like that. 令人满意的婚姻生活 一个男人告诉他的朋友自己婚姻幸福美满的秘密，“小事都由我妻子决定，”他解释说：“而我只管大事，我们从不互相干涉，从不生对方的气。我们从来没有抱怨、没有争吵。” “听起来很有道理，”他的朋友深有同感，“有哪些事情由你妻子作决定呢?” “嗯，”那个人回答说：“她决定我申请什么工作，我们住什么房子，买什么家具，去哪里度假这些事情。” 他的朋友很惊奇的问道：“哦?那么你决定哪些重要事情?” “嗯，”他回答：“我决定谁来当首相，我们是否要增加对贫困国家的援助，怎么处理原子弹等等这些问题。” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。