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有关英语搞笑小故事带翻译 A Plumber My daughter Judy, who works for a plumbing company, found herself in need of a plumber athome. When she got to work, she asked that a plumber be sent. For several days her requestwas ignored. In desperation, as she departed one afternoon she left her boss this note - I will come towork in the morning as soon as a plumber gets to my house. One arrived shortly before 7 a.m. 管道修理工 我女儿朱迪在一家管道公司工作。一日，她发现自己家里需要一个管道修理工。于是，去上班时，她要求派一个管修工到她家里。但一连几天，她的要求都没有得到回应。 出于无奈，一天下午下班时，她给老板留下这样一张字条：“明早管修工一到我家，我即刻来上班。”第二天早晨还不到七点钟就来了一位管修工。 拜倒在你的脚下 It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York Citys Grand Central Terminal - As Ineared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on thesmooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes.Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winkedat me and said, Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet? 上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?” A Bad Doctor A man walked into a doctors examining room. Put out your tongue, the doctor said. The man put out his tongue and the doctor said. 0. K. You can put your tongue back now. the doctor said. its clear whats wrong withyou . You need more exercise. But, doctor, the man said. I dont think-- Dont tell I me what you think, the doctor said 揑 am the doctor, not you. I know whatyou need. I see hundreds of people like you. None of them get any exercise. They sit in officesall day and in front of the television in the evening. What you need is to walk quickly for at least20 minutes a day. Doctor, you dont understand, the patient said I - I dont want to hear any excuses, the doctor said. You must find time for exercise. Ifyou dont, you will get fat and have health pr