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有趣的英语故事小短文带翻译 Three doctor are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. 三名医生藏身在观察野鸭的隐蔽处，有一只鸟从头上飞过。 The general practitioner looks at it and says, 一般家庭医生看着它说： Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,its probably a duck, “看起来像一只鸭子，飞起来像一只鸭子……它可能是一只鸭子”。 He shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away. 就对着它射击，但是没射中，这只鸟飞走了。 The next bird flies overhead, 第二只鸟从头上飞过。 and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says, 病理学家看着它，然后仔细翻翻阅好几页的野鸟手册说 Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck. “嗯……绿色的翅膀，黄色的鸟嘴，嘎嘎的叫声……可能是一只鸭子。” He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone. 他举起他的枪来射它，但这只鸟早已走了。 A third bird flies over . 第三只鸟从头上飞过。 The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turns to the patholoogist and says, 外科医生举起他的松，看都不看就射击，把鸟击落后就转向病理学家说： Go see if that was a duck. “你去看看那是不是一只鸭子。” A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep . 有一名需要心脏移植的男子被他的医生告知，唯一可用的心脏就是一只羊的心脏。 The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. 这名男子最后同意了，医生就将羊鹃心脏移植到这名男子身上。 A few days after the operation,the man comes in for a checkup. 就在手术后几天，这名男子前来接受身体检查。 The doctor asks him How are you feeling? 医生问他：“你现在感觉怎么样呀?” The man repliesNot B-A-A-A-A-D! 这名男子回答说：“还不错、错、错、错、错。” A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. 有名年轻女子去看医生，怨忿地说着她的病痛。 Where are you hurting?asked the doctor. 医生问她：“你哪里痛?” You have to help me,I hurt all over,said the woman, 女子说：“你一定要帮帮我，我全身痛。” What do you mean ,all over ?asked the doctor,be a little more specific. 医生问说：“什么意思呀，全身?讲更明确一点吧” The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled, 这名女子用她的指碰触右膝，痛得直叫; Ow,that hurts.Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled, “哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰触左脸颊，又痛得直叫： Ouch!T