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轻松幽默英语小故事 ：一眼看中 The girl found the go-between and said, You cheated me! One of his eyes if not true. Why didnt you tell me this before? I have told you. Said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye. 女孩找到媒人，说：“你欺骗了我。 他的一只眼是假的，你以前为什么没有告诉我?” “我怎么没告诉你?” 媒人不甘示弱，“你们第一次见面后，我就说，他是一眼看中你的。” ：毕生愿望 In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher a