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轻松工作经典幽默故事 ：把颜色留下 Years ago, people rented phones from the local telephone company 几年前，人们从当地的电话公司租用电话时 and had the option of paying a one-time fee to have a color model. 只要选择额外一次性地付一点钱就能拿到一个彩色的电话机。 One customer, who had had his phone for some time, 有一名顾客在电话用了一些日子后忘记了这个规则。 forgot how this worked. 当我去中断他的电话服务时， When I was disconnecting his service, 他不让我把电话机带走。 he objected to my leaving with his phone. “那是我的电话机”，他生气地说 Thats mine, he said angrily. I paid for it. “我付了钱的。” No, sir, you paid for the color, not the phone, I explained. 不是，先生，你付的是颜色的钱，不是手机。我给他解释。 Okay, take the phone, he said calmly, but leave the color. “那好，把电话拿走吧，”他平静地说，“但颜色得留。 ：死后重生 Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. “你相信人能死后重生吗?”老板问他的一个员工。 Yes, Sir. the new recruit replied. “我相信，先生”。 Well, then, that makes everything just fine, 这位刚上班不久的员工回答。 the boss went on. “哦，那还好”。老板接着说。 After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmothers funeral, she stopped in to see you. “你昨天提早下班去参加你祖母的葬礼后，她老人家到这儿看你来了。” ：开张大吉 A young businessman had just started his own firm. 一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。 He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. 他租用了漂亮的办公室，办公室内还放上了古董作装饰。 Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. 这天，这位年轻人正在办公室里面坐着，他看到一个男的走进了办公室。 Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. 为显示他是个成功的老板，这位年轻的生意人拿起电话假装正在谈大买卖 He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, 张觜就是三、五个亿，闭觜就说一切搞定、没问题!好不容易电话“打”完，挂上听筒，年轻人问进来的那人 Can I help you? The man said, Yeah, Ive come to activate your phone lines. “您有事吗?”那人说，“有事，我是来给你开通电话的”。 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。