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关于短一些的英语笑话故事带翻译 the brain surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. 一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。 you have your choice of two brains, he told the patient, for $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician. 你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你。医生告诉病人，一个心理学家的大脑1000美元，一个政治家的大脑10000美元。 the patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked. 病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的差别，政治家的大脑好一些吗?他问。 the brain surgeon replied, no, it’s not better, just unused. 医生说：不是好一些，只是没有用过。 father, said jim, running into the drawing-room, theres a big black cat in the dining-room. 吉米跑进客厅说：“爸爸，餐厅里有一只大黑猫!” never mind, jimmy, said his father drowsily, black cats are lucky. 他的父亲懒洋洋得说：“没关系，吉米，黑猫是幸运猫呢。” this one is, hes just had your dinner! “它的确很幸运：因为它刚把你的晚饭给吃了。” brown: im sorry to see you so unwell. have you seen the doctor? 布朗：看到你身体这样不好真让人难过。你去看医生了吗? jack: yes. im having three baths a day. 杰克：看过了，我现在一天洗三次澡。 brown: what for? 布朗：为什么? jack: dont know, doctors orders. he gave me some medicine and told me to follow the directions on the bottle, which read: one tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water. 杰克：我也不知道，这是医生的嘱咐。他给了我一些药并告诉我要按照药瓶上的说明去做。说明上面写着“一天三次在水中服一汤匙。” a fat lady walked into the dress shop. id like to see a dress that would fit me, she told the clerk. 一个胖女人走进服装店。“我想看一件适合我穿的衣服，”她告诉店员说。 so would i, said the tactless clerk. “我也是。”不太老练的店员说道。 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。