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关于英文小笑话演讲稿大全 Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is onlyone piece left. Can you explain that? 母亲：约翰尼，今天早上我在食品橱里放了两块蛋糕，现在只剩下一块了，你说是怎么回事? Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didnt notice the other. 约翰尼：哦，我想是因为里面太黑，我没有看见另一块。 Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected? No, sir, but you saidyesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying tostop it. “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。” Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected? No, sir, but you saidyesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying tostop it. “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。” After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.“Howabout some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.“That’sa bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.“That’s still quite abit,”Tim complained.Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.“What Imean,”said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”The clerk handed him a mirror. 做完生意回来后，提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。“那些香水怎么卖啊?”他问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。“看起来好像有点贵哦!”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。“还是贵了点。”提姆抱怨道。售货员开始有点恼火了，就给提姆一瓶很小的香水，价值15美元。“我的意思是，”提姆说，“我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。”售货员听了后，递给了提姆一面镜子。 Stan: I won 92 goldfish. 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 Fred: Where are you going to keep them? 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们? Stan: In the bathroom. 斯丹：浴室。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? 弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办? Stan: Blindfold蒙眼睛 them! 斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛! 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。