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英语幽默长故事 ： A burglar窃贼 breaks into a house. He sees a CDplayer that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears avoice JESUS is watching you. He looks around withhis flashlight wandering What The HELL Was That?.He spots some $ on a table and takes it. Once againhe hears a voice JESUS is watching you. 摩西和耶稣双语 一个窃贼潜入一户人家。他看到一个喜欢的CD机,他赶紧拿了。就在这个时候他听到有人说:“耶稣正在看着你。”他照着手电看来看去,嘀咕着:“到底是什么人在说话?”这时,他看到桌子上有些钱,他又拿了。那声音又来了:“耶稣正在看着你。” ： He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrotin it! He goes over and asks Was that your voice?. It