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关于英语笑话故事大全 An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him. One day God called to Satan to mock him, So, hows it going down there in Hell? Satan replied, Hey, things are great. Weve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and theres no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next. God was surprised, What? Youve got an engineer? Thats a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here. No way, replied Satan. I like having an engineer, and Im keeping him. God threatened, Send him back up here now or Ill sue! Satan laughed and answered, Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer? God was tired and worn out. So he spoke to St. Peter. You know, I need a vacation. Got any suggestions where I should go? St. Peter, thinking, nodded his head, then said, How about Jupiter? Its nice and warm there this time of the year. God shook His head before saying, No, too much gravity. You know how that hurts my back. Hmmm, St. Peter reflected. Well, how about Mercury? No way! God muttered. Its way too hot for me there! Ive got it, St. Peter said, his face lighting up. How about going down to Earth for your vacation? Chuckling, God remarked, Are you kidding? Two thousand years ago I went there, had an affair with some nice Jewish girl, and theyre STILL talking about it! Bholaji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and hes in serious financial trouble. Hes so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray. “Oh Bhagwan, please help me, Ive lost my business and if I dont get some money, Im going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.” Lotto night comes and somebody else wins i