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适合十岁的儿童英语故事 When they ask, Can I talk to you about God? Reply, Sure, what would you like to know? Answer the door with a bloody knife and say, Im sorry, could you come back in a half hour? Were not done with the virgin yet. Answer the door with an automatic weapon and say Allah be Praised! Ask them for their address. When they ask why you want it, claim that you want to appear on their doorstop univited so that you can peddle your own beliefs. Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their God. Tell them you already have your own religion. When they ask what it is, wince a little before confessing, er, Im not sure if its legal in this country A chalk outline of a human body on the pavement, and a few copies of The Watchtower scattered around... Answer every one of their questions with What do you mean by that? This might take a while, but you and your loved ones can have fun placing bets on how long it takes for them to leave. Ask them to explain the story of Elisha and the Forty-two children. Invite them in to see your fine collection of dinosaur fossils. A broken mirror joined together During the Southern and Northern Dynasties 420-589, there lived a beautiful, intelligent princess name Lechang in the State Chen. She and her husband Xu Deyan loved each other dearly. But before long their country was in danger of being invaded by the troops of the Sui Dynasty. Princess Lechang and Xu Deyan had a premonition that their county would be occupied by the invaders and they would have to leave the palace and go into exile. During the chaos they might lose touch with each other. They broke a bronze mirror, a symbol of the unity of husband and wife into two parts and each of them kept a half. They aGREed that each would take their half of the mirror to the fair during the Lantern Festival, which is on the 15th day of the first Lunar month, in the hope that would meet again. When they were unite