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有趣的英语笑话故事带翻译 Teacher: What is the Great Depression? 教师:什么是大萧条? Pupil: When you get a bad report card. 学生:当你拿到不好的成绩单时。 Teacher: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? 教师:为什么早期的历史被称为黑暗时代? Pupil: Because there were so many knights! 学生:因为那时有许多骑士! Teacher: This essay on your dog is, word for word, the same as your brothers. 老师:这篇有关狗的文章和你哥哥的一字不差。 Pupil: Yes, sir, it is the same dog. 学生:是的，先生，这是同一只狗。 Hospitality 好客 The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。 The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guests plate. 这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese? 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” In the rat-trap, sir, replied the boy. “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。