小学英语小笑话小故事欣赏.docxVIP

小学英语小笑话小故事欣赏 An Army guy and a Navy guy found themselves in a public restroom. As the Army guy was walking out, the Navy guy id，while washing his hands，In the Navy，they teach us to wash our hands before leaving; the restroom.” Then the Army guy replied, Well，in the Army，they teach us not to pee on our hands!” 一个陆军士兵和一个海军士兵在一个公共卫生间碰面，当陆军士兵从咀面走出来时，正在洗手的海军士兵说:“在海军，我们学到了上_完厕所后要洗手。”接着陆军士兵回答说:“在陆军，没有人教我们往手里撒尿!” Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance，running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims，Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those? 两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。这时其中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”跑鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，“你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗?” His friend replies: I don’t have to outrun it，I just have to run faster than you.” 他的朋友回答道:“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。” Teacher: Why is it said chat lightning never strikes the same place twice? 老师:为什么说闪电从来不会两次击中同一个地方? Roy: Because after its struck once the same place isnt there any more! 罗伊:因为它击中一个地方一次以后，那个地方就不存在了! Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? 老师:凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. 凯温:对不起。老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。 Teacher: I dont see any bandages. 老师:怎么没有扎绷带呀? Kevin: Oh, they weren’t my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail. 凯温:噢，砸的不是我的手指头，我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。