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经典轻松幽默故事 ：上钩 Joe was going into his usual bar before lunch when he saw a poorly dressed man fishing in a small pool of rain-water about five centimeters deep outside it. Joe stopped and watched the man for a few minutes. He saw that most of tire people who passed by him believed he must be rather mad. 在午饭以前，乔正要去他经常光顾的酒吧，这时，他看见一个衣衫槛褛的人正在酒吧外五厘米深的雨水坑边垂钓。乔停了下来，盯着那个人几分钟。他注意到大多数路人都认为那个人精神不正常。 Joe pitied the man，so after a few minutes he went up to him and said kindly，“Hello, would you like to come into the bar and have a drink with me?” 乔可怜那个人，于是几分钟后他走上前去，友好地对他说:“你好，你愿意跟我一块儿到酒吧喝杯酒吗?” The fisherman was delighted to accept his offer, and the two men went into the bar together. Joe bought the fisherman a few drinks，and finally said to him. You’ve been fishing outside here，haven’t you? How many did you manage to catch this morning，if I may ask?” 那个垂钓者愉快地接收了他的邀请，于是两个人一同走进酒吧。乔给那个人叫了几杯酒，最后对他说:“你刚才在外面钓鱼，是不是?如果你不介意的话，我能问一下今天早上你钓了几条了?” You’ve been the eighth，” the fisherman answered merrily. “你是第八条，”那个垂钓者开心地说道。 ：原来如此 I once lived in Arizona near Fort Huachuca, an army installation. Our street consisted mainly of mobile homes with small yards，but grass was difficult to grow in that climate, especially with the many children and dogs romping through the neighborhood. One lawn stood out. however. It was green and lush with neat rows of flowers. I was puzzled how the owner managed to do it until I noticed a sign in the yard. It read: Danger一Minefield.” 我在亚利桑那州化奇卡要塞附近的一个军队驻扎地住过一段时间。街道两边主要是带有小型庭院的移动房屋，但是由于气候的原因，尤其是许多顽童还有狗四处乱窜，所以青草很难生长。然而，有一片草地幸免于难，长得郁郁葱葱，还间隔着一排排鲜花。让我疑惑不已的是主人用了什么妙方呢?当我注意到放在庭院里的一块牌子时就不觉得奇怪了，上面写着:“危险—雷区。” ：出人意料的答案 A math teacher had been teaching his class all about fractions for the past week，and now he wanted to find out how much they had been able to remember, so he asked one of the boys in the class, if I cut a piece of meat into two pieces, what would I get? 有位数学老师上个星期教授的全是有关分数的问题。现在，他想知道学生能记得多少，所以他就问班上的一个男生:“