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关于最短的英语故事欣赏 A History Question 一个历史问题 The history teacher is having a lesson, but Tom is thinking about other things. The teacher asks, “Tom, do you know who is the first president of the United States?” Tom stands up, but he can’t answer this question. 历史老师正在上课，但是汤姆在想别的事情。老师问道：“汤姆，你知道谁是美国第一任总统吗?”汤姆站了起来，但是他回答不出这个问题。 So the teacher gets angry and shouts, “George Washington!” Tom sits down. “Stand up!” the teacher says angrily, “I don’t let you sit down.” “Oh, I’m sorry,” says Tom, “I thought you called another student.” 于是老师变得很生气，大声说道：“乔治?华盛顿!”汤姆坐下来。“站起来!”老师生气地说，“我没有让你坐下。”“哦，对不起，”汤姆说，“我以为你在叫另外一个学生。” Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see hisdoctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. 鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。 Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: I didnt have a bit of trouble getting up this morning. 星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。” Thats fine, roared the boss, but where are you Monday and Tuesday? “好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了?” One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always askingquestions. 一天，父亲与小儿子一块儿回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。 Now, he asked, Whats the meaning of the word Drunk, dad? 他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” Well, my son, his father replied, look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk. “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” But, dad, the boy said, theres only ONE policeman! “可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。