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初一看得懂的英语笑话小故事 富有的邻居 Rich neighbor Peter: Our neighborhood was quite rich Peter：我们的邻居非常富有 Thor: How rich was? Thor：怎么富有了 Peter: The miniature golf course had caddies Peter：他最小的一个高尔夫球场都有球童的啊~ If there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up? said the sarcastic teacher . 喜爱挖苦人的老师说：“如果在这间教室里面有白痴，就请站起来好吗?”。 After a long silence,one rreshman rose to his feet, 沉默了很久之后，有一名新生就站起来了。 Now then mister ,why do you consider yourself an idiot? enquired the teacher with a sneer. 老师就以讥笑的口气问他：“喂， 先生，你为什么认为你自己是个白痴呀?” Well ,actually I dont,said the student ,but I hate to see you standing up there all byyourself. 这名学生说：“ 唉呀，实际上我才不认为我是个白痴呢，而是我很讨厌看着你一个人站在那里啦。” The Los Angeles Police Department,the FBI,and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are thebest at apprehending criminals. 洛杉矶警察局、联邦调查局和中央情报局，都想要证明他们最会逮捕罪犯。 The President decides to give them a test. 于是总统决定要考考他们。 He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. 他把一只兔子放进森林，而他们每一个人都必须去抓它。 The CIA goes in. 中央情报局的人进去了。 They place animal informants throughout the forest. 他们在整个森林里放置了动物通报器。 They question all plant and mineral witnesses. 他们质问所有的 植物和矿物证人。 After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. 就在三个月的密集调查之后，他们得到的结论就是兔子不存在。 The FBI goes in.After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest , 联邦调查局韵人进去了。就在两个星期都没有线索之后， killing everything in it,including the rabbit,and they make no apologies. 他们放火把森林烧了，杀光了里面的一切，包括这只，兔子在内 ，而且他们并没有表现出歉意。 The LAPD goes in.They come out two hours later with a baddly beaten bear. 洛杉矾警察局的人进去了。两个小时之后，他们带着一只惨遭严重殴打的熊出来。 The bear is yelling;Ok!I am a rabbit!Im a rabbit! 这只熊大声地喊着说：“好啦!好啦!我是兔子啦!我是兔子啦!” 感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。