狱中豪杰 Big Stan (2007)完整中英文台词剧本.docxVIP

狱中豪杰 Big Stan (2007)完整中英文台词剧本 Think about it.Right on the beach,ocean breezes, blue skies, seagulls.- All yours for the taking.- Its a timeshare.Well, its called a timeshare,but the truth is,for the two weeks youre at the condo,youre not sharing anything.Youre not sharing the bathroom,not sharing the toaster, nothing.Nada. Zip.You are the mistress of all you survey.My nephew looked up the neighbourhoodon the computer.Your nephew?Mrs Darby.He said the condo wasin a bad neighbourhood.Blacks.Youre right. Youre right.The condo is in a ratherpoor majority black neighbourhood.And you know what?Im glad you brought it up.Seriously.Otherwise, I might have done somethingthat Id be ashamed of later.And that would beto sell you that timeshare.- You would not feel safe there.- No, I wouldnt.Of course you wouldnt.How could you?We all know,and I say this at the riskof sounding a little racist,black dudes love white women.Love em. I dont knowif its genetic or if its society.We can argue nature versus nurtureall day, but its a scientific factthat black men cant get enoughof white women.Dont think a woman of your agewould be safe from their advances.No, maam.These big black bucksdont care whether youre young or old,skinny or fat,walking or with two wrinkled stumpsright below the knees.They want your white flesh.They want it bad.Truth be told, Im part black myself.And if it wasnt for my wife,Id be bending you over the deskdoing you doggy-style right now.I can just imagine you there,all alone in that big condo,awash in a sea of Negro cock.Ill... Ill take it.Smart move. Sign your Jane Hancockon the dotted line.- You cant go in there.- Here you go.- Stan Minton.- Ill be with you in a second.Go on. Sign it.Stan Minton,youre under arrest for fraud.Anything you say will beused against you in a court.Its just a little mix-up.Go on, sign it.- You white Jezebel!- Ill call