荆轲刺秦王(英文版)话剧.docVIP

Themanwantstokilltheking

旁白：Long,longago,itwasWarringStatesPeriod,thewaramongdifferentcountriesseemedendless.Everykingorministertriedtofindsomesupermentoworkforthem——tobethekillingtoolsfortheirpoliticalpurposes.Astimewentby,itwasbecomingafashiontofeedsomegoodmenathome……

Thisisacrazyworld.Inthecrazyworld,therearethecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybythecrazyway.

第一幕：Conspire(密谋)

太子丹:(上，叹气）YingZheng,thatbadguy,treatsmeevenworsethanbefore.Resortstolotsofpersonsinhishand,henevercaresaboutme---themostsensibleprinceunderthesun.Recently,hehasgotmuchmorecitiesfrommyhands.HowcanIliveifthesethingshappenagain(急)。Hey!!Imustthinkoutagoodidea.ImustmakehimknowwhoIam.(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?(大臣阿三上)Indeed,tellmewhatshallwedonow?

阿三:（毕恭毕敬）Justkeepcalm,please!Letmesee!（盘坐在地,两手在头上画画如一休）（旁外音：当当当，砰！！）（阿三起）Ok,Igetone,wecansentaherotoputYingZhengto~~~（作杀状）Then,allthebeauties,jewelriesandcitiesinQingisours~~~（淫笑）太子与阿三作流口水状.

太子：Ha,ha~~~.Goodidea,Goodidea!Butdoyouthinkwhowecansent?

阿三：Ihavethoughtaboutit,wecansendXiMenChuiXue.Heistravelinginourcountrythesedays.Ithinkwecan’tlosethechance.Wemustemployhimquickly.

太子：Well,dealwiththethingsassoonaspossible.

第二幕：tournament(比武)

西门吹雪（上台，摆出一幅酷式，手一张，一条纸带随风而下）

西门吹雪（XiMenChuiXue）

Height:190cm

Favoritedoing:chatting

Warpower:endless

Favoritecolor:black

Weaponry:longsword

Favoritedrinks:beer

Typeofblood:O

Favoriteidol:XiaoYanzi,MaoZedong

TodayIcamehereforthefighting,whoistheunwanted-lifeguy.Standout.

荆轲（抖嗦而上）站在一边，不敢出大气。

旁白：Competitionbegins.

荆轲:（带剑冲向西门吹雪，半途停住）AreyoureallyXiMenChuiXue?

西门吹雪：Justcomeon.

荆轲：（又冲，停在西门吹雪面前）AreyousureyouarereallytheXiMenChuiXueinthestory?

西门吹雪：（不耐烦）whataboringman!Howdareyouaskmesuchastupidquestion?

荆轲:（环视四周见无一人