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Doesittastegood?ItsaGermanturnip.

(Sighs)Daikon?Uh,komatsuna?ThisiswhyImissIowa.

Peopleatenormalthingslikepotatoesandcornandlard.

Again,justadinnerparty.

Yourenotrequiredtoservegourmetfood.

Buttheseareourfriendsfromthecountryclub.

Iwanttoimpressthem.

IwanttoimpressMichael.

Oh,youdonthavetoworryaboutthat.

Hescrazyaboutyou.

Heis,isnthe?Okay.

Letsgowiththejicama.

IthinkIveheardofthatone.

(Chuckles)Sofordessert,whatdoyou(Loweredvoice)IsthatOlivia?(Loweredvoice)WhatamIgonnado?-Relax.

Shehasntseenusyet.

-Okay.

Oh!(Clattering)Andnowshehas.

(Loweredvoice)Whyisshecomingoverhere?(Loweredvoice)Itsokay.

Igotyourback.

Marisol,Ithoughtthatwasyou.

Hello,Olivia.

Idontmeantointerrupt,butIvebeenwantingtotalktoyou.

IfeelIoweyouanapology.

Anapology?Iwassorudetheotherday.

IdontblameyouforthrowingmeoutofMichaelshouse.

Ideservedit.

Wow.

Imreallynotabadperson,Marisol.

Iwishyoucouldveknownmebeforethedivorce,backwhenIwashappy.

Anyway,Ihopeyoucanforgiveme.

SureIcan,butitwasTaylorspartythatyouruined.

Youshouldapologizetoher.

Oh.

See,herestheproblem.

Idontapologizetowhores.

AndImnotspeakingmetaphoricallywhenIusethatword.

Shesanactualwhore.

Menusedtopayherforsex.

Infact,thatshowshemetMichael.

Oh,wasthatasecret?Oops.

(WomansinginginSpanish)(WomancontinuessinginginSpanish)(Evelyn)Adrian!(Recordneedlescratches)(Gasps)(Footstepsapproach)Heshere.

(Clearsthroat)Maxwell!Itssogoodtoseeyou.

Mydearfriends.

Howmanyyearshasitbeen?Toomany.

(Kisses)HowwasyourflightfromSavannah?Bumpy,butIsurvived.

SosorrytohearaboutyouandSheilagettingadivorce.

Yeah,andIwassosorrytoreadaboutyourmaidgettingmurdered.

Yes.

Well,wevebothhadarunofbadluck.

Whatareyoudoing?Im