Peacemaker和平使者2022第一季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docxVIP

怎样?蝴蝶计划到底是什么What?WhatthefuckisProjectButterfly?

说什么-出事了What?-Well,wegotasituationhere.

怎样啊-我搞上一个女的What?Ihookedupwithachick,

我不是要说来给你吃醋的andImnotsayingthattomakeyoujealous.

而是这女的是个超人类变hearts;态hearts;Imsayingitbecauseshewasametahumanfreak

简直像暴躁死小孩把我当妹妹的破娃娃在房hearts;间用thatthrewmearoundtheroomlikeanangrykidwithhislittlesistersCabbagePatchDoll!该死她人呢

Oh,fuck!Whereisshenow?

她在停车场炸成肉酱了Shesspilledgumbointheparkinglot.

我需要有人来载我我的车子炸烂了ButImgonnaneedanewride.Iblewupmycar.

你在奔跑吗Areyourunning?

我要同她公hearts;寓hearts;收拾东西Goingbacktogetmyshitinherapartment!

可恶知道了我现在出发Ah,shit.Allright,Imonmyway.

我还没给你地址Ididntgiveyoutheaddress.

你脑袋里有颗定位晶片Yeah,Icantrackyouthroughthechipinyourhead.

等等Wait,

你们不会看到我打手hearts;枪hearts；n巴youcantseemejerkoffthroughthatthing,canyou?

晶片在你脑袋里耶怎么可能??Itsinsideofyourfuckingskull!Howcouldwe...

我哪知道现代科技都很可怕Idontknow,technologysabeast.

哈考特你想看我打手hearts;枪hearts;吗Hey,Harcourt,youwanttoseemeruboneout?

一句话想不想Allyougottadoisask.

Thatllwork.

灰姑娘乐团我以前也好爱灰姑娘乐团

IusedtoreallyloveCinderella.

汤姆凯弗一行人完美结合了蓝调与重金属Yeah,TomKeiferandtheboysareliketheperfectmixofbluesandmetal.没错

Fuckyeah.

对…Yeah.-Yeah.

感谢配合Iappreciatethat.

谢谢你女士抱歉惊扰了Thankyou,maam,Imsorrytowakeyou.

就只有这户没人应答Thatstheonlyapartmentthatdidntanswer.

不会太痛吧-不会完全不痛Itdoesnthurttoomuch,doesit?-No,notatall.

蕾丝睡衣好看Nicenegligee.

真的吗-真的Really?-Yeah.

艾文说很显胖Evansaysitmakesmelookfat.

我只是说你有更好看的睡衣YouhavebetterPJs.ThatsallIeversaid.

不可能吧老兄啊Idontseehowthatcouldbe.Jesus,dude.

谢谢有人欣赏真好Thankyou.Itsnicetobeappreciated.

你开什么狗屁玩笑安珀Areyoufuckingkiddingme,Amber?

怎样?你现在是认真在勾引他吗What?Areyouseriouslytryingtogethimtofuckyourightnow?

什么才没有我说真好而已发什么疯What?No,Ijustsaiditwasnice,goddammit!

而目?我们共同点很多Andwealsoseemtohavealotincommon!

比方说我们都喜欢灰姑娘乐团Likewhat?-Uh,webothloveCinderella.

我们在一起七年你一次灰姑娘乐团都没提过Seven