美国数学建模竞赛特等奖论文——2000 B J Space Aliens Land, Threaten Global Destruction【数学建模】.pdfVIP

Space Aliens Land 387 Space Aliens Land, Threaten Global Destruction Detroit: “Little green men” land and complain about noise Space aliens landed simultaneously in color radio image of “The Macarena.” all of the world’s major cities at about Jared explains the need for assign- 3:25 EST this morning. Citing exces- ing frequencies as follows: “Basically, sive radio noise on Earth’s part, they what we decided was that to reduce the proceeded to spraypaint a hexagonal lat- noise from your planet, you need to keep tice onto the cities from low-flying space- the range of frequencies of your chan- ships. A spokesbeing for the aliens then nels to a minimum. With the hexago- demanded that all of Earth’s radio trans- nal lattice proposed, you can cover your mitters be relocated to the center of one cities with signals that do not interfere. of the hexagons and retuned by one month So you’ll have clear, crisp signals, and from today. If the transmitters are not re- you’ll hear what you want to hear. We located and retuned by then, the spokes- even accounted for your inferior technol- being threatened to destroy the Earth. ogy in our calculations, because when In response to widespread human your Earth-transmitters are too close to- protest, the spokesbeing, who said his gether, an awful interference occurs that name was “Jymyzzach,” which loosely we cannot stand!” translates to “Jared the Terrible” in En- “You Earthlings will get better radio glish, defended the aliens’ actions. reception than ever using no more than “Listen,” he said “You humans are