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1014 The One With Princess Consuela [Scene: Chandler and Monicas apartment. They are having a diner party with Phoebe and Mike.] Mike: (raising his glass) Thank you guys for having us over. Phoebe: Oh! Yeah, this is fun, couples night. Chandler: Yeah, I dont know why we hang out with married couples more often. Monica: Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away. Chandler: You mean that Portuguese couple? Yeah, like you wouldnt have done it. (she shrugs) Ross: (entering) Hey, you guys... I have great news. Monica: Ross, were kind of in the middle of diner here. Ross: Oh, well, er, I already ate, but sure...! (they all look at each other when Ross grabs a plate) Guess what happened at work today... Chandler: A dinosaur died a million years ago? Ross: Try sixty-five million years ago, and then try sssshhhhhh.... My tenure review board met today and I hear its looking really good. Phoebe: Wow! Ross: Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid. Rachel: (while entering) Hi you guys. All: Hey. Rachel: Ooh, Italian! (she also grabs a plate) Monica: No one wanted seconds, right? Ross: No, no. I-Im good. Rachel: Hey you guys... Youre never gonna believe it. This headhunter called me. I have a meeting tomorrow with Gucci. Gucci wants me. Ross: Im up for tenure. Rachel: Congratulations! Ross: You too! What are the odds? Rachel: Ooh! (they hug) Joey: (enters) Guess what? (they all look expectantly at him) I finally got that seed out of my teeth. Monica: I dont know who Im happiest for... Phoebe: I do, hes been working on that all day! (looking at Joey) ? OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe, Monica and Chandler on their couch.] Phoebe: Hey Mon? Was it weird changing your name to Geller-Bing? Monica: No, no. It felt nice to acknowledge this. (pats Chandler on his leg) Phoebe: Where did you go to do it? Monica: Uhm the... the ministry... of names... bureau... Chandler: YOU NEVER DID IT! M